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Just don't get no better than this,
does it Luke?
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You said it, Chester.
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I can't remember when the
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drainage smelled sweeter.
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They ain't nothing like fishing to take a
man's mind off
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the trials and the tribulations and the
hustles
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and the bustles of the
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workaday world.
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Yeah, you said it, Chester.
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You can just sell so many
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donuts and fritters,
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and then you've got to
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give the mind a rest.
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You said it, Chester.
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Fishing has a way of making a man relax.
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I'll drink to that.
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Get me another beer.
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Heeeeere fishy, fishy, fishy...
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It looks like them
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carp is running tonight.
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I'll tell you, it's good for a
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fella to get outdoors.
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Too many people take
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Mother Nature for granted.
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I'll drink to that.
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Hey...
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You oughta been with us boys last weekend.
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We was out here pumping that
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butane in them little ol' rabbit holes...
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All right, boys.
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Get ready to pack it in.
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Now, you be good and
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don't go out of the yard.
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Promise?
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Look out for the boogeyman.
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Good night.
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Night.
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G'night.
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Mom and Dad said not to go out of the
yard.
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Yeah, I know.
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Shh.
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E.T.
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Mommy, Mommy!
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Daddy!
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Mommy!
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Helllllllp!
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
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Mommy, wake up!
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Okaaaaaaay...
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What's going on?
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What's wrong?
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There's a space monster in the basement.
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Space monster?
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Right.
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Honey, I don't mean to criticize,
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but I think you've been giving these boys
too much sugar.
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Maybe you better take a look.
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Mmm.
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It's okay, sweetheart.
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Oookay.
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Is this the Uker residence?
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This is it.
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Glad you could make it.
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What seems to be the problem?
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We don't know, really.
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Just some cockroaches in the basement.
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No big deal.
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Come on in.
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No problem.
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I hope you know this is immoral.
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Honey, the man is a trained professional.
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Cockroaches?
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I think you have something to tell this
gentleman
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before someone gets hurt.
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Right.
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Watch those steps down there.
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It's pretty dark.
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Oh, sure.
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It's a space monster!
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It'll rip your face off!
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Timothy!
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What was that all about?
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There's some kind of animal down there.
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And my husband's going with you.
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Aren't you, dear?
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I'm sure I'd just get in the man's way.
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I hope there aren't any bugs down here.
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They really give me the creeps.
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How long you been doing this?
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11 years.
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See anything?
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No.
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How, uh... how big is it exactly?
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I don't know, really.
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Well, I mean... uh...
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uh... bigger than a...
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breadbox?
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Uh... oh, probably.
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Really?
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How much bigger than a breadbox?
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I don't know.
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Looks okay to me!
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What?
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Well, there's nothing down here.
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Are you sure?
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Whatever was in here before
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is gone now.
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Did you look behind the washing machine?
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Not there.
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What about the bar stools?
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I think we found something.
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What about the exterminator?
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I think he's got
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everything under control.
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Open the door! Open the door!
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Please help me! Open the door!
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Help me!
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Help me!
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Help me...
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NOT THE MEATLOAF!
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So long.
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Your economics final
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is the day after tomorrow.
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My assistants will hand out study guides,
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which I suggest you
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look over carefully
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if you intend to pass this test.
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I would like to conclude the semester
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with just a few words
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of advice.
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I know this class is
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composed mostly of seniors.
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And most of you who pass the test
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will be looking forward
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with great trepidation
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toward careers in the business world.
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You are now asking yourselves,
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"Did I choose the right major?"
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"Did I pick the right career choice?"
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As you embark upon your careers
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remember one thing.
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Business is not just making money.
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Business is the key to
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this nation's future.
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Business is the last real outlet
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for man's resourcefulness.
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Business is the sole hope for mankind's
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evolutionary perseverance.
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Business is garbage.
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Business is the most horrible, awful,
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boring waste of time
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I've ever come across in my life.
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If you take that executive position,
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I think you could be making the biggest
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mistake of your young life.
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Business does have its drawbacks --
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Max.
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Don't make the same mistakes I did.
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Try to remember
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that only thing that separates
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man from the lower animals is his ability
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to take stupid and pointless risks
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because he sees more
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to life than the options
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readily offered him.
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It's his ability to get up and say,
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"Let's go for it."
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You've got to learn to take risks
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if you want to get ahead in life...
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Like...
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King Lear.
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So I should be more like King Lear?
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Of course not.
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King Lear was a drunken madman.
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You're right.
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Bad example.
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But you know what I meant.
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We are close. Very close.
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What kind of outfit you call that?
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Your disguise does not
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fool me, Captain Starfighter.
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You are the one who shot down my ship.
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We have come to seek revenge
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and take what is rightfully ours.
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We have journeyed far to your planet
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and will not leave until you have returned
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the stolen radio transmissions
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and your brave Princess Serina
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is dead.
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Why are you dressed like that anyway?
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Is that you in there, Lester?
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You will tell me where you have hidden
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the secret transmissions
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or you shall die.
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You must be in the wrong place.
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I know exactly where I am,
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and I know exactly who you are.
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For the last time, where are the plans?
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Huh?
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The plans. Where are the plans?
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The plains are right here
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and the chocolate-covered ones
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are right over here.
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No, no, no, the plans.
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I want the plans from
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the secret transmissions.
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Hey, Maw...
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Have we got any plans back there?
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No.
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How about a fritter?
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How about a fritter?
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What?
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How about a fritter?
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Seize the fritters.
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Well, if you like them fritters,
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we've got some good jelly donuts
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back there, and
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they're just a buck fifty-nine a dozen.
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You're right.
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That may be a little high.
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Now tell me where the Rebel Fleet
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has hidden the secret transmissions
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or you shall die.
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Oh... okay...
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They're just right down the street here.
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Five, and four, and one...
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Hey there, can I help --
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Ooo-wee... where'd you get that outfit?
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We have come for the secret transmissions.
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There is no use in denying it.
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We know they are here.
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Damn right.
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We got transmissions ever one they make.
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Now what kind of car you got?
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Where is the princess?
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Who?
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Princess Serina,
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the leader of your rebel forces.
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We have come to take her away.
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Oh, I got you.
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Karen. Karen, get out here.
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Some Martians here want to talk to you.
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I think the big one there is Lester.
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Well, I'm going to lunch.
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It's nice to meet you.
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And the Coke machine’s right over there.
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So Princess Serina, at last we meet.
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It has been far, far too long.
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I beg your pardon?
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Do not be coy.
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You have eluded me for the last time.
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Yeah. Well. Clever me.
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Do we know each other?
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Do not insult my intelligence, dear one.
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Tell me where you have hidden
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the transmissions that you intercepted
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from Galactic Sector 1, or you shall die.
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Well...
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We repair transmissions
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if that's what you mean.
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But you got to speak to Roy about that.
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I'm just the cashier.
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Excuse me.
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Very well.
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If you wish to play games, so be it.
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We shall see how well you hold up
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under the game of torture.
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Get her.
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Roy!
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Help! Roy.
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Okay.
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Help!
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Yes, sir. I can do that.
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Hey there, little fella.
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Now there's a 5¢ deposit on them bottles.
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Hey.
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Roy!
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You will give me the plans to your rebel
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star base, or you shall die.
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Look, I don't even know
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what you're talking about.
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But I think you should know the local
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chamber of commerce takes a very dim view
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of guys putting trash cans on their head
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and issuing death threats.
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And just who do you think is
288
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,714
going to save you, little one?
289
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,723
Excuse me. I was just a...
290
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:48,933
Help!
291
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:53,521
Well, well, well. Look who we have here.
292
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,484
I suppose you just happened
293
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,110
to be in the neighborhood, eh?
294
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,947
You know, if I'm disturbing anything,
295
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:03,864
I can come back later.
296
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,783
So you've come to rescue the Princess,
297
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,700
have you?
298
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,452
Me? Oh, no. Not really.
299
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,373
Is this the best your planet has to offer?
300
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,543
You obviously underestimate my power.
301
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:16,794
Get him!
302
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,845
I am so tired of these mercenaries
303
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,263
interfering with me.
304
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,515
I have waited a long time
305
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,308
for my vengeance.
306
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,812
Now, my dear friend,
307
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,149
perhaps this will aid your memory.
308
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,777
Wha-- what're you doing back there?
309
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,988
Oh, princess, why don't you just give
310
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:44,613
the big guy here what he wants
311
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,573
and we'll just forget the whole thing.
312
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:46,490
What do you say, huh?
313
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:51,787
Stop it!
314
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,626
Ohhhh...
315
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,461
No transmissions, eh?
316
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,964
So, you have hidden
317
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,424
the plans in the droid.
318
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,635
I must say that is highly unoriginal.
319
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:10,180
Kill him. Take the princess --
320
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,273
Whoa... ohhhhhhh...
321
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:30,826
Look out!
322
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,706
Don't shoot! You might damage the droid!
323
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:37,625
Grab it.
324
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,250
What?
325
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,168
Grab it.
326
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,602
That one!
327
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,078
Over there!
328
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,215
ACCELERATE TO HYPERSPACE!
329
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,194
Can't you go any faster?
330
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:47,861
I think there's something wrong
331
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:48,612
with your car.
332
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,530
It's not my car.
333
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:50,280
What?
334
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,198
It's not my car.
335
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,282
Well, whose car is it?
336
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:53,659
Beats me.
337
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,120
You mean we just stole an automobile?
338
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,371
Well...
339
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,330
Technically.
340
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,251
Stop kicking my seat!
341
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,720
What a creep.
342
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,346
He hurt my wrist, you know.
343
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,348
Why didn't you punch him or something?
344
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:17,725
Me? Oh, I would have.
345
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,226
I was too busy being electrocuted.
346
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,580
Don't stop.
347
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,415
That's it. Let's get out.
348
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,211
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
349
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,392
After them!
350
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,270
Wait...
351
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,354
Damn...
352
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,272
Move your...
353
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:06,356
Wait.
354
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,941
You're on my leg.
355
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,860
You're on my leg.
356
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,696
My leg.
357
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:15,866
Thank you.
358
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,418
Well, then he lifted me up by my neck.
359
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,045
Right there in my own bakery.
360
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,964
Called me Captain Starbuster or somebody.
361
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:31,924
Yeah, we covered that.
362
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,175
Now get back to the swamp.
363
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:34,134
Well...
364
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,969
then this big flying sauce thing
365
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,096
just come out of no where...
366
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,473
Just like on the TV.
367
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,934
And it pointed this bright light at me
368
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,602
and Chester and started making these
369
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,187
strange noises, going...
370
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,318
D'you get a look at them?
371
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:52,486
Oh, yeah, Chief.
372
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,862
They looked like big
373
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,115
bug-eyed monster Martians...
374
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,991
Real terrible runny noses,
375
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,493
just real ugly.
376
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,577
Ain't that right?
377
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,830
Yeah, sure, real ugly.
378
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:03,872
How about it, Willie?
379
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:04,832
They telling the truth?
380
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,416
Yeah.
381
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:07,876
Sure.
382
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,426
You never know for sure unless you've
383
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,344
witnessed one yourself.
384
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,346
How many did you see, boys?
385
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,015
Well, about two --
386
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,142
Thirty-three.
387
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,852
Uh, two or thirty-three.
388
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:25,853
Somewhere in there.
389
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,147
Well, they kept yelling swear words
390
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,315
about the Earth... and America...
391
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,193
and country music and stuff.
392
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,486
Country music?
393
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,406
That doesn't surprise me in the least.
394
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,408
Who are you?
395
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,661
Me? I'm William Hopper.
396
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:44,163
I'm the director of the
397
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,874
Bureau for Research of Astral Phenomena.
398
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,128
Then this big hairy spider monster thing,
399
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,462
he come out carryin' this
400
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,339
great ol' big space bomb
401
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,342
and he blowed up my damn truck!
402
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,014
Wait a minute.
403
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,183
Your truck's outside. I saw it.
404
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,393
We had it fixed.
405
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,605
Are you sure you know how to operate this
thing?
406
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,446
Course.
407
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,241
And then the big bug-eyed one came in
408
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,701
and said to me, he said,
409
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,287
"If you don't take us to the President,
410
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:28,290
we're gonna drink all your beer.”
411
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:29,458
And they did.
412
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,876
Yeah, drunk it all.
413
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,419
Oh, for crying out loud.
414
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,880
Excuse me, gentlemen, but, uh...
415
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091
Did they try to brainwash either of you?
416
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,135
As a matter of fact, they did.
417
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,764
Well, they kept tellin' me that I was
Johnny Cash.
418
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:46,475
And if I didn't do what they's ea yin',
419
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,936
well, they was gonna feed me to the hogs.
420
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,897
Let's get back to that part about when
421
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,398
they forced you onto their alien women.
422
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:54,358
Well...
423
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,236
A man's gotta do what he's gotta do.
424
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,488
I think they picked me for my,
425
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,699
you know, manly qualities because they
426
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:05,577
wanted to carry on their alien race.
427
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:08,956
What's your problem?
428
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,916
I think you know what my problem is,
429
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,335
Mr. Innocent Law Enforcement Official.
430
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,170
Let's just say that you better get
431
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,463
some reinforcement in here and
432
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,464
you better get it in here quick, or
433
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:18,924
else you're gonna lose this whole town.
434
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,092
No, scratch that.
435
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,843
You're gonna lose North America.
436
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,637
These guys can wipe out whole planets
437
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,846
before they eat breakfast.
438
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,014
What are you talkin' about?
439
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,099
I'm talking about the aliens.
440
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,892
The aliens that blew up this guy's truck.
441
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:30,394
Aliens?!
442
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,812
His truck's out in the parking lot.
443
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:32,604
Oh, right.
444
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:33,855
And he couldn't have had it fixed?
445
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,733
Get this guy outta here.
446
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:37,943
Okay. Fine. Go ahead.
447
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:38,944
Do what you have to do.
448
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:39,569
But I know that
449
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:40,779
something's going on here.
450
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,949
And until you admit that something's going
on
451
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,742
a lot of innocent people's lives
452
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,661
are gonna be in a lot of danger
453
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,414
very, very soon.
454
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:52,582
Maybe we should just try
455
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,126
to reason with this guy.
456
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,460
Give me that.
457
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,423
Maybe we should wait until he's in a
better mood.
458
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,507
Get them!
459
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,684
Who is responsible for this?
460
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,419
Oh, good.
461
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,713
I was afraid it was going to be another
boring afternoon.
462
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:35,644
I know what.
463
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,187
We'll do it just like the cowboys used to.
464
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,189
We jump in the water and walk upstream.
465
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,316
They won't be able to see our footprints.
466
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,922
This is great. Really great.
467
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:06,007
I always knew I'd die a heroic death.
468
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,592
I'm going to be eaten by trout.
469
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,302
You know, I really think you're making
470
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:10,679
a mistake keeping all that hostility
471
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,431
bottled up inside like that.
472
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:12,973
You gotta learn
473
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,933
to express your true feelings.
474
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,145
I'm sorry. I apologize.
475
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,396
It's not as if I have any--
476
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,111
I didn't see a thing.
477
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,821
Any of your friends see anything at all?
478
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,449
Sure didn't.
479
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,247
Yeah... I, uh, I don't blame you
480
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,415
for not believing me, Chief.
481
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,542
It's not as though massive amounts
482
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,334
of evidence is just
483
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,336
lying around or anything.
484
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:44,379
Oh, they're small.
485
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,089
But they're powerful.
486
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,133
Why, I've seen a real angry one pick up
487
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,259
an entire pig and throw it.
488
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,137
Chief Norman, this cow has
489
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,847
been mutilated beyond recognition.
490
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,099
I seriously doubt that prairie dogs
491
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,601
had anything to do with it.
492
00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:58,977
I'm serious.
493
00:32:59,060 --> 00:32:59,853
They pick them up right over
494
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:00,437
their little heads and
495
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,521
throw them clean across the field.
496
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,773
Big pigs. 85 pounds. Incredible.
497
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:04,691
Do you ever read the
498
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,401
National Enquirer, Chief?
499
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:09,529
Cattle mutilations are legendary with UFOs
500
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,740
Look. This animal has a hole in it,
501
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,492
3 inches in circumference.
502
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:14,743
It starts at the left side of the
503
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:15,368
shoulder and it goes
504
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:16,369
straight through the stomach.
505
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,663
It's as if some incredibly hot rod
506
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,123
had pierced its body at
507
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,250
hundreds of miles an hour. Why...
508
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,419
I couldn't reproduce that in the lab.
509
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:25,921
You mean to tell me that
510
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,048
squirrels did all of this?
511
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,134
No, sir, not squirrels.
512
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,053
Aliens.
513
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,680
Aliens from another world.
514
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:37,224
Well, I bet it's just a
515
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,475
harmless college prank.
516
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,895
Now, by "aliens" -- you mean gophers,
517
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,772
chipmunks, and something of that sort?
518
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,316
Look, they're big, clumsy animals.
519
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,026
Maybe she just tripped and
520
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:48,944
fell in the dark.
521
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:50,820
Phew...
522
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:51,821
For a second there, I thought you were
523
00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:53,281
gonna come out with a really
524
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,367
lame excuse.
525
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,452
Injuns more like.
526
00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,746
We fought them here in '92.
527
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,373
And we'll fight "em again now.
528
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,250
Look.
529
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:03,875
Sooner or later,
530
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,377
you're going to have to help me.
531
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,461
Sooner or later you're going to have to
admit
532
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,547
that something is going on here.
533
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:09,464
You'll see.
534
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,132
That's right. Find them and
535
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,842
and nuke their butts off.
536
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:16,304
My life is ruined.
537
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,973
I should be home studying.
538
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:19,933
Aw, cheer up. We lost them, didn't we?
539
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,393
I don't want to talk about it.
540
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:34,531
Boy, looks like somebody
541
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,116
lost their cleaning deposit.
542
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:40,370
It's locked.
543
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,454
Well... break in.
544
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:43,957
We can't just break in.
545
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,542
This is private property.
546
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:07,939
Look what I found.
547
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,066
Oh, no thanks. I don't drink.
548
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,444
Boy, you're just a fireball of
549
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,570
masculinity, aren't you?
550
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:15,614
I'm sorry, feel free,
551
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:16,698
but I just can't handle it.
552
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,325
Last glass of wine I had, you know,
553
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,492
the next thing I know, I woke up
554
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,827
and these guys were chasing me through
555
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,162
a cornfield with a crop duster.
556
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,081
This is a complicated world.
557
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,501
We cannot always understand the
558
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,128
larger mechanizations
559
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,088
that rule earthly events.
560
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,216
And I am not a man who
561
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,218
is easily prone to anger.
562
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,180
But when I think of this cow
563
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,349
struck down in the prime of its life,
564
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,393
I cannot help but feel anger.
565
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,607
Can a living being really be
566
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,734
extinguished involuntarily?
567
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,239
There are many who believe that this
568
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,117
sort of death emerges out of a
569
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:04,120
sense of hopelessness.
570
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,916
As Death stalked her from the rolling
571
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,210
hills of her own pasture,
572
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:14,756
where did Daisy lose her hope?
573
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,093
I did not know this cow personally.
574
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,304
But when I see her here,
575
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,600
at the peak of her productivity,
576
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,686
lying still within
577
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,438
the oaken recesses of this coffin,
578
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,817
I have to ask myself the question.
579
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,402
Why?
580
00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:37,696
Why?!
581
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:42,450
Why was this bovine taken from us?!
582
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,250
Okay, okay.
583
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,128
Okay.
584
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,970
No, I was a sensitive kid.
585
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:46,014
I, uh, I can't remember what I was
586
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:46,973
upset about, you know?
587
00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:48,600
Just the thought of
588
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,059
children starving in Africa.
589
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,562
Or no prize in my Fruit Loops.
590
00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,647
I can't -- I can't remember.
591
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,608
But I just decided at
592
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,859
six-years-old that I was --
593
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,946
Seize them!
594
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,242
You're becoming a real pain in the neck,
595
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,994
you know that, buckethead?
596
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:08,870
Of course she means that
597
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,163
in the nicest possible way.
598
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,415
--$19.95, so remember, DeSalvo's
599
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,334
for all your hunting and fishing needs.
600
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:15,877
And we're back, and the number
601
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,338
tonight is 851-8540.
602
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,839
In case you've just tuned in,
603
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,758
our regularly scheduled hunting show
604
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:22,717
has been preempted by
605
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:23,676
an important interview
606
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,886
with William Hopper.
607
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,012
He's one of the country's leading
608
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,139
authorities of UFO phenomena.
609
00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:29,808
Now, tonight we've been discussing
610
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:30,308
the possible connection
611
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,936
between the spate of recent UFO
612
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,103
sightings in the area
613
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:36,481
and today's tragic murder of one of
614
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,857
Lem Murdock's dairy cows.
615
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:39,984
That's right, and also we'd like to
616
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,528
announce that if any of you have seen
617
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:42,946
anything unusual in the
618
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,113
area, anything at all,
619
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,365
even if you think it's insignificant,
620
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,491
give us a call here at
621
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:47,951
the radio station tonight,
622
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,619
or tomorrow stop by the police
623
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,329
station and file a report.
624
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,957
That is, if you have nothing to hide.
625
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:58,878
Hello you're on the air. Good evening.
626
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,421
Yes, I was just wondering what your
627
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,881
views are on gun control.
628
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,508
Well, I'm for it, but I'm afraid that
629
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:04,217
we're going to have to
630
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,635
limit the calls tonight
631
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,345
to this evening's topic,
632
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,264
which of course is UFOs.
633
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,181
Thank you very much.
634
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:11,683
Hello, you're on the air.
635
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,351
Hello, I really enjoyed the program
636
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:14,686
on rabbit hunting last night.
637
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,437
Listen, I was wondering if you heard
638
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,856
anything about deer season opening
639
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,107
a week earlier this year?
640
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,441
Do you have a question or any
641
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:20,942
information
642
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,152
concerning the invasion, sir?
643
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,320
Uh, no.
644
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,198
Oh, I'm sorry, go on, go on.
645
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,283
Thank you.
646
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,201
Once again, I remind you that tonight
647
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,119
the only topic we
648
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,745
are talking about is UFOs
649
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,455
and their sighting in the area.
650
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,874
Now, if you have a comment about
651
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:39,294
UFOs, call me, the number 851-8540.
652
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:40,545
I think we have a call on that
653
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:41,880
subject. Good evening, hello.
654
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,756
Well, if like, uh, like if the UFOs
655
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,008
landed and stuff, well,
656
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,843
would we have to be friendly to them,
657
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:47,719
you know, or could we
658
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:48,887
just kill them for fun?
659
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,597
You know, like with a high-powered
660
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,390
bolt-action Remington .222,
661
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,433
or maybe even a
662
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,475
semi-automatic Winchester...
663
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:55,393
Good evening, you're on the air.
664
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,227
Do you know when the
665
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:57,687
National Rifle Associa--
666
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:58,938
No, I don't. Goodbye.
667
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,648
Okay, that is it. I am getting mad.
668
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:01,524
This is really,
669
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:02,442
this is your last chance.
670
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,027
I am not kidding. I do not want to
671
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,028
hear any fish stories.
672
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,696
I don't want to hear about deer or
673
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,281
any animals or hunting like that.
674
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,450
We are talking about UFOs.
675
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:14,662
You got a call? Hello.
676
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:15,872
You got a comment?
677
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,123
Yeah, duck season--
678
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,750
I can't believe this.
679
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,209
Okay, that is it.
680
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,586
This is your last and final chance.
681
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,378
I mean it.
682
00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:23,421
I'm reminding you, the topic tonight,
683
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,924
"Life on Other Planets,” "UFOs."
684
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:27,592
No hunting. No fishing.
685
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,551
Good evening. Hello.
686
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,636
Yes, I have a question
687
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,970
about these spacemen.
688
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:31,888
Well, go ahead then.
689
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,556
Um, if hypothetically speaking,
690
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:34,891
creatures from other planets
691
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,392
were living in Lake Lure,
692
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:37,477
what's the chance of them spotting
693
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,561
any freshwater trout
694
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,812
or maybe catfish or --
695
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:44,067
Wow. That's unbelievable.
696
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,402
Max, look, look at that spaceship.
697
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,780
Isn't that something? It's huge.
698
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:50,823
I mean, just look at
699
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,033
the size of that thing.
700
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,160
My gosh, your gas mileage
701
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:55,620
must be terrible.
702
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,125
Hey, watch it with that thing.
703
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,031
Anything yet?
704
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,910
I want those plans.
705
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,348
It is now only a matter of time.
706
00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,475
Oh, you are strong-willed and brave,
707
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,560
but I remind you that
708
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,645
even those with nerves of steel
709
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,022
will crumble in agony
710
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:06,524
when submitted to hideous torture.
711
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,901
I think he's gonna sing.
712
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,945
This is your final chance,
713
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,864
my dear princess.
714
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,782
You will tell me how to retrieve
715
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:15,950
the transmission data tapes
716
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:16,868
from the droid...
717
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,494
or you will die.
718
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,621
Look, I'm telling you the truth.
719
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:21,622
We really don't know
720
00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:22,665
what you're talking about.
721
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:24,751
He's obviously lying.
722
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:26,753
I'd torture him if I were you.
723
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,005
I have every intention of doing so.
724
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:32,383
As for you, do you have any last words?
725
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:33,885
Yeah.
726
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:35,803
Could I use your bathroom?
727
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,513
I drank an awful lot back there.
728
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,141
You will remain where you are.
729
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,350
Okay, now you're treading on pretty
730
00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:42,935
thin ground, mister.
731
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,704
Now that I have the droid in my
732
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,372
possession, I shall personally reduce
733
00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,541
this miserable colony to vapor.
734
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:06,751
Does your mother know
735
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:07,794
what you do for a living?
736
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,472
Connect the mind drain to him.
737
00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,642
And terminate the princess.
738
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:36,864
What is it?
739
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,379
What?
740
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,942
Nonsense. I set these coordinates myself.
741
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,986
This is Plesteron and we are here.
742
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,029
I have the Princess inside.
743
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,664
Are you calling me a liar?
744
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:37,717
Good.
745
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,386
Does anyone else wish to question my
746
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:42,138
navigational abilities?
747
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,223
Max.
748
00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:08,808
My God.
749
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:10,268
They've drained your brain
750
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,520
and given you a hideous haircut.
751
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:15,856
Karen?
752
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,485
Take this. Here's the plan.
753
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:20,653
I'm pretty sure these things
754
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,321
power the ship, okay?
755
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:24,573
So if we were to just borrow these
756
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,325
babies and maybe strand our little
757
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:27,618
alien friends for a few days,
758
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,036
I don't think anyone is going to make
759
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,621
a federal case out of it.
760
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:31,664
Got it?
761
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,207
Karen?
762
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,209
Right.
763
00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,252
Come on.
764
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,503
I know where we can get tons
765
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:38,546
of these chairs.
766
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,466
This guy bought way too many.
767
00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:46,012
Had to slash prices ridiculously low.
768
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:47,638
Let's go.
769
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:45,613
Great.
770
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,699
Oh my gosh, I don't know whether
we should've brought the cat or not.
771
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:51,118
Stop it! Mama, Dennis got on my side.
772
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:52,787
Hey!
773
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:54,330
Hey, stop!
774
00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:13,474
Hey!
775
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:14,683
Hey, wait! Wait!
776
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,811
Wait a second! Come back here!
777
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,188
Hey, we need your help!
778
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,818
Wait, wait, wait!
779
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:25,736
Jeez.
780
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:30,449
Well?
781
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,632
Over there!
782
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,237
Ow.
783
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,870
This is not my idea of a fun weekend.
784
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:20,541
Name?
785
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:21,917
Lugo, Randall Lugo.
786
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,754
And your occupation, Mr. Lugo?
787
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,008
I am a scientist, just like you.
788
00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,092
And your address?
789
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:33,304
A planet not yet known to you.
790
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,055
Mm.
791
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:37,933
Why are you wearing that wetsuit?
792
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:39,894
You refer to my epidermal covering?
793
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,520
Yes, your "epidermal covering."
794
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,772
To protect myself from your sun's rays.
795
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:44,899
I have some demands.
796
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,525
Are those your real eyes?
797
00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:47,610
Of... of course.
798
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:49,236
I have some demands.
799
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,112
If you Earthlings
800
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:51,447
refuse to meet these demands --
801
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,324
Why are they so big?
802
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:54,658
My eyes?
803
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:55,993
Why are they so large?
804
00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:57,161
Right, your eyes.
805
00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:59,330
Uh... well...
806
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:00,956
Is it to protect them
807
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,458
from that bright sunlight
808
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:03,375
on your planet?
809
00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:04,668
Yeah, sure, of course.
810
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:05,794
That's right.
811
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:07,254
The sun is so big on your planet,
812
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,964
to accommodate all that light,
813
00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:10,049
you had to grow your
814
00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,050
eyes really big, right?
815
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,343
I was just getting
816
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,594
ready to say that. Right.
817
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,012
Wrong, Mr. Lugo.
818
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,181
I'm sorry, but if you have
819
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,265
all that bright sunlight,
820
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:19,391
your eyes would get
821
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,810
smaller, not bigger.
822
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:23,979
Oh.
823
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:26,565
That's right.
824
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,235
Next.
825
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,904
Well, that's, uh, that's quite a story
826
00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:32,821
Mrs. Tundelston.
827
00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:33,948
Oh, yes.
828
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,491
It was terrifying.
829
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,034
Let me get this straight.
830
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,202
You say these aliens,
831
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,246
they were small, brown,
832
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:41,497
and very, very quiet.
833
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,332
That's right. Yes.
834
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:44,959
Mrs. Tundelston,
835
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:45,918
I don't know exactly
836
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,878
how to tell you this, but I think
837
00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:48,712
they were actually
838
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,382
some of your dog's doody piles.
839
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:56,637
Oh.
840
00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,682
I guess that would
841
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,517
explain how I was able
842
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,561
to outwit them so easily.
843
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,938
Yes, that would account for it.
844
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,984
I guess they won't
845
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,902
pose much of a threat
846
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:13,571
to world security then.
847
00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,490
No, hardly any at all.
848
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,375
They sucked the bone marrow out of Eddie.
849
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:27,835
Yep.
850
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,086
Sure did.
851
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,426
And then the UFO went like this...
852
00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:37,886
And then it went like this...
853
00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:39,555
And then it...
854
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,640
went like this.
855
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:32,816
May I help you?
856
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,362
Sir?
857
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:39,865
May I help you?
858
00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,705
Just browsing.
859
00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:50,751
Don't just stand there, flush them out!
860
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,795
I will be outside to finish them
861
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,963
when they try to escape.
862
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,591
Get in. I'll cover you with food.
863
00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:23,010
Okay...
864
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,094
Wait a minute...
865
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:25,637
Do you hear something?
866
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,394
This is embarrassing.
867
00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,403
I -- you're -- look, lady,
868
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,905
you're talking to the manager.
869
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:44,842
Ow.
870
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:47,928
All right, all right, settle down.
871
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,764
Quiet, please. Quiet!
872
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,977
During the exam, there will be no --
873
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,574
There will be no talking during the... uh.
874
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,450
Uh... uh... uh... thing... whatever...
875
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:11,702
Well, let's begin.
876
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,705
Can I, uh...?
877
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,331
Thanks.
878
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:33,390
You have exactly 24 hours
879
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,100
to deliver the plans to me...
880
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:36,435
...OR ELSE!
881
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:38,520
"Or else” what?
882
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:39,980
Hmmm...
883
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:41,565
Uh...
884
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:42,900
Well...
885
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:43,734
Uh...
886
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:44,693
Well, what're you going to do?
887
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,278
Blow up the entire town?
888
00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,031
Well...
889
00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,324
I don't know.
890
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,575
I guess.
891
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:52,242
Hey!
892
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:52,993
Why not just
893
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,536
annihilate every living organism
894
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:55,579
within the city limits?
895
00:56:56,371 --> 00:56:57,664
What a jerk...
896
00:56:58,916 --> 00:56:59,750
Okay, sure...
897
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,043
Why not.
898
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:06,798
Well...
899
00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:09,009
Max, as I think King Lear once said,
900
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,594
"Let's go for it."
901
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:17,184
Ooh, that was close.
902
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,318
Don’t worry about me.
903
00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:28,278
Go ahead and rescue the girl.
904
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:29,696
Rescue her?
905
00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:31,990
Ed, you've lost a lot of blood.
906
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,784
Let's let the authorities handle this.
907
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,702
I got shot for nothing.
908
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,663
You haven't learned a thing.
909
00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,247
You're such a coward.
910
00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:40,749
You deserve a career in
911
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:42,376
business administration.
912
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,752
Ed, Ed, take it easy.
913
00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:46,088
Don't you understand?
914
00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:47,506
You finally found
915
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:49,299
something worth caring about.
916
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:50,676
And you're going to let it
917
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:51,969
slip through your fingers.
918
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:53,845
Max...
919
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,889
Sort out something important to you
920
00:57:56,098 --> 00:57:58,517
and risk everything for it.
921
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,066
It's worse than I thought.
922
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,527
If what we see is only a fraction
of their performance,
923
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:51,653
I shudder to think
what they'll be like
924
00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:53,196
when they reach full power.
925
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:54,740
It'll be a tough fight,
926
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:55,741
but we'll prevail...
927
00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:57,617
as long as I'm in charge.
928
00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:02,372
We've got to get to them before they
929
00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:04,499
reach full operational capability.
930
00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:06,710
If we don't,
931
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:08,503
we're whipped already.
932
00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:12,883
Now, they're quiet now.
933
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,386
Fortunately, I had my boys make a
934
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:18,597
study of their tactical liabilities.
935
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,015
And I think I know what
936
00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,475
they're going to do next.
937
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,185
I've been a military man all my life.
938
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,271
I almost think like the enemy.
939
00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:28,356
I can anticipate the next moves.
940
00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:29,900
Oo, no, I don't think we'll have to
941
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:30,859
worry about another attack
942
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,153
until, oh, sometime around midnight.
943
00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:39,868
Give or take seven or eight hours.
944
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:43,163
Uh, they tell me that
945
00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,164
you're going to try and blow up
946
00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:44,956
the ship?
947
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:45,874
That's right.
948
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,167
Colonel...
949
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,627
I don't think I have to remind you
950
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:49,753
that there's an innocent girl
951
00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:51,004
aboard that craft.
952
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,381
If you destroy that thing out there,
953
00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,175
you're taking her with it.
954
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,552
And I don't think I need to remind you
955
00:59:57,636 --> 00:59:58,762
that we've got the future of an entire
956
00:59:58,845 --> 00:59:59,805
planet at stake here.
957
01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:02,265
We can't risk the future of humanity
958
01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:04,059
for one single individual.
959
01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:05,102
I'd like to help you out,
960
01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:07,979
but there just isn't time.
961
01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,650
Of course, one has to budget one's time.
962
01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:13,318
I mean, where else,
963
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,070
except in this great land of ours,
964
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,738
can you fight for what you believe in?
965
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,450
To face the enemy at tremendous odds,
966
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,077
to save one single,
967
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,703
precious human life,
968
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:24,871
the life of a fellow American
969
01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:26,164
in distress,
970
01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:27,249
no matter how
971
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,542
physically attractive she may be.
972
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,628
I believe I'm ready to take over now,
973
01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:32,254
Colonel Lax.
974
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,839
Oh, Mr. Hopper, of course, sir.
975
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,395
No, no, you've gone to the well
976
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:49,688
just once too often.
977
01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:51,106
There's just nothing left.
978
01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:00,949
You sure all this is really necessary?
979
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:03,034
Hey, I'm talking to you.
980
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:03,785
Hey.
981
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:12,961
Eh, If it was up to me,
982
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,713
I'd nuke their butts off.
983
01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:15,797
Sorry, Father, I...
984
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,465
I just can't let you go out there.
985
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:19,050
But you don't understand.
986
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:21,052
What you're planning is morally wrong.
987
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:23,638
We're all citizens of this universe.
988
01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:24,472
For all we know,
989
01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:25,724
these beings have come in peace
990
01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:28,226
to share their infinite knowledge with us.
991
01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:29,769
It's not for us to annihilate
992
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,104
that which we don't understand.
993
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:34,691
We've got to attempt to communicate with
them.
994
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:37,235
I'm sorry.
995
01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:38,612
I wasn't listening.
996
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,406
I'm going out there.
997
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:45,243
But it's -- it's too dangerous.
998
01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:46,995
You'll be killed.
999
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,581
It is better to die in the name of peace,
1000
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,375
than live at war with our brothers.
1001
01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:56,046
Hey!
1002
01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:56,963
Hey!
1003
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:01,176
Please. Wait!
1004
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,012
Please. It's too dangerous.
1005
01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:05,513
Let me go.
1006
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,390
Worry not, son.
1007
01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:08,350
You must always remember
1008
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:09,392
that the hand of friendship
1009
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:10,852
is more powerful than the
1010
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:12,604
swords of a hundred men.
1011
01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:18,235
Very well.
1012
01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:20,278
Good luck.
1013
01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:22,948
Oh, thanks.
1014
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,991
But-- but-- but-- but perhaps maybe
1015
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,159
we should just go together.
1016
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:26,743
No, no.
1017
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:27,661
I've got many other
1018
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,662
important things to do.
1019
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:29,204
Go.
1020
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,914
Go rescue the girl at all costs.
1021
01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:32,123
And remember, 'tis better
1022
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:33,458
to die in the name of peace,
1023
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,210
than live at war with your brothers.
1024
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:37,128
Of course,
1025
01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:39,005
there are exceptions to every rule.
1026
01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:41,341
Farewell.
1027
01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:49,599
"Greet thine enemies
as I would greet thy brother..."
1028
01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:52,936
"Yea, though I walk, uh, through the, uh.”
1029
01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,355
"I will fear no, uh...”
1030
01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:02,195
And--and--and--and then "The Locusts!"
1031
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,364
"Yea, though the table is bare..."
1032
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:05,699
"Fear not the locusts..."
1033
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,492
"Which plague thy harvest."
1034
01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:08,535
"For it is the meek"
1035
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:10,036
"who shall inherit the Earth."
1036
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,205
Or something to that effect.
1037
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:16,584
However!
1038
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,253
Everyone knows that it's the wise man
1039
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:20,297
who avoids confrontation!
1040
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,382
Locusts are dangerous animals.
1041
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:28,638
Yeahhh...
1042
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,307
We don't have to worry about him.
1043
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:31,850
He'll be fine.
1044
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,143
Say, Father,
1045
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:34,686
do we have any more of those
1046
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:36,396
cream-filled...
1047
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,022
What were those?
1048
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:39,274
Were they ladyfingers? Ding Dongs?
1049
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:40,608
They were awfully good.
1050
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:02,232
All right. Testing, one, two, three.
1051
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:03,650
Testing, one, two, three.
1052
01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:05,235
This damn thing doesn't work.
1053
01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:07,404
Those slimy bug-eyed beggars
1054
01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:08,738
can't hear a word I'm saying!
1055
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,824
Hello? What the hell is wrong with this
thing?!
1056
01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:11,950
YEEOOWWWW!
1057
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,701
All right. Okay. Okay.
1058
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,830
Hello, this is William Hopper.
1059
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:17,455
I'm the director of the
1060
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,082
Bureau for Research of Astral Phenomena.
1061
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:21,042
Now, I'm willing to call
1062
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:23,002
a temporary ceasefire
1063
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:24,504
to talk things over.
1064
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:26,756
Perhaps we could strike a deal.
1065
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,008
What do you say?
1066
01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:46,443
Okay, that's close enough.
1067
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:50,363
Okay, freeze or we shoot.
1068
01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,497
Well... we might shoot anyway,
1069
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:00,582
so you better freeze.
1070
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,499
That's for sure.
1071
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:04,252
ATTACK!
1072
01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:08,214
Let's get the hell outta here!
1073
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,146
Do you have a mint?
1074
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:52,467
Wow.
1075
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:56,554
This is it.
1076
01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:57,597
I bet this is the death ray
1077
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,140
they're gonna destroy the town with.
1078
01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:02,060
Quick, we gotta try and wreck it.
1079
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,868
We surrender!
1080
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:08,251
Hi.
1081
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,419
Hi, how's that arm?
1082
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:11,963
Look, uh...
1083
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,048
I am exhausted.
1084
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,426
And these poor guys,
1085
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:17,885
these poor guys in the bunker,
1086
01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:19,596
they have been shooting for hours, and
1087
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,348
Well, we were just wondering, uh...
1088
01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:23,975
If it's all right with you, that is --
1089
01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:24,892
if, uh...
1090
01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:26,894
if it would be okay if...
1091
01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:27,812
if we surrendered?
1092
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,232
That is, if it's all right with you.
1093
01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:34,569
No prisoners. Prepare to die.
1094
01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:35,570
FIRE!
1095
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:48,791
Excuse me.
1096
01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:52,629
What?!
1097
01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:55,298
Well, fix it.
1098
01:08:57,675 --> 01:08:58,801
Get him boys!
1099
01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,553
Go crazy!
1100
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,055
Hit him with everything you've got!
1101
01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,556
Attack!
1102
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:05,350
Attack, attack!
1103
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,100
Cease fire!
1104
01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:12,602
Cease fire!
1105
01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:16,272
Okay.
1106
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:17,857
Come on out.
1107
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:22,069
Woo hoo!
1108
01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:23,863
Ooooohhh...
1109
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:25,156
Guys.
1110
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:29,911
I am so damn proud of you guys.
1111
01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:31,996
Get out of my way. This is beautiful!
1112
01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:51,933
We're, uh, we're willing to reconsider.
1113
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:55,061
Oh, we're willing to reconsider, are we?
1114
01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,605
Well...
1115
01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,815
I guess we're not so tough
1116
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:00,983
without our little death ray, huh?
1117
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,276
Is that what it is, big guy?
1118
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:04,904
Mr. Tough Guy, huh?
1119
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,948
Hey, what's this? What's this, huh? Huh?
1120
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:09,116
Whoa. Whoa! Whoa!!
1121
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:13,621
Hey, hey...
1122
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:17,834
What kind of a low-budget planet
are you from anyway, huh? Huh?
1123
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,505
Cream puff, huh? Here we go.
1124
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,006
Woop. Whoa!
1125
01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:28,761
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1126
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:35,977
Thanks oh so much.
1127
01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:37,478
Oh, my...
1128
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,944
What's, uh, what was that all about?
1129
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,279
Oh, nothing really.
1130
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,321
Ah. Good.
1131
01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,031
Death ray's fixed.
1132
01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:51,284
HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!
1133
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:52,743
Get outta my way, Father!
1134
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,620
MOVE IT, FATTY!
1135
01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:55,997
I have a career to think about!
1136
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,790
Move it!! MOVE IT!!!
1137
01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:17,685
Cover me.
1138
01:13:26,027 --> 01:13:28,154
Nice covering.
1139
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,748
Oh, no--
1140
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:39,665
Well...
1141
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:41,292
I guess everything's under control now.
1142
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:43,586
Good luck. Godspeed. How about a hug?
1143
01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:45,796
Ahhh... feels good, doesn't it?
1144
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,089
Get me the hell outta here.
1145
01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:48,174
Hey!
1146
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:13,658
The cowards. I have what I want.
1147
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:14,992
Prepare for lift-off.
1148
01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:16,744
We shall blow this miserable colony
1149
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,371
from the face of the planet.
1150
01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:26,963
Escaped?!
1151
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,800
Abort take-off!
1152
01:14:35,596 --> 01:14:36,597
Ptttttt...
1153
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:53,406
Stop this ship at once,
1154
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,324
or I shall see the lot of you dead.
1155
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:56,283
Ptttttttt...
1156
01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:57,243
I heard that.
1157
01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:03,916
STOP...
1158
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,709
THIS...
1159
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:05,626
SHIP!
1160
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,256
Ooof.
1161
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,126
It's over.
1162
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:52,715
Beg your pardon?
1163
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:55,885
Basically.
1164
01:15:58,262 --> 01:15:59,096
Aaa...
1165
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,106
Hey, Larry.
1166
01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:10,900
Listen...
1167
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:25,206
Boys, it's about time for bed.
1168
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:34,799
Okay, hold it right there.
1169
01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:37,510
Throw up your head or
I'll blow your hands off!
1170
01:16:41,347 --> 01:16:43,641
Honey, we got any of that meatloaf left?
1171
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,204
Cowardly creature.
1172
01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:08,124
Unlike you, I have no need of technology
1173
01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:09,625
to vanquish my enemies.
1174
01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,212
Ow.
1175
01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,304
You were correct in your previous
1176
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,140
assumption about me, Evil One.
1177
01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,308
I am Captain Starfighter,
1178
01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:27,935
Master of the Universe.
1179
01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:31,564
And now you have met your match.
1180
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,194
'Tis hardly a fair match
1181
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:38,612
when you have a weapon
1182
01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:40,281
and I am unarmed.
1183
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:44,785
As you like it.
1184
01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:46,662
You are a fair man.
1185
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:48,789
Give me your word that you are unarmed.
1186
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:51,375
On my honor...
1187
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,209
I am...
1188
01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:53,419
unarmed.
1189
01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:54,378
Good!
1190
01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,880
Prepare to die.
1191
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,590
But I didn't say anything about a
1192
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,675
super-charged electro magnet.
1193
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:09,685
OOOOF.
1194
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,065
WOOOOOOO!
1195
01:18:15,482 --> 01:18:16,317
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!